Okay, Jimmy told me that the national championship would be awesome. It was. Anyone who loves football got their fill with this game.
My only beef is the Auburn player (see, I don't give a shit, I just like football and I don't watch college ball because my ass would be as wide as the couch so I have chosen not to be invested in it..,so I don't know his name) probably the quarterback, who said "it's a God thing and expounded about how the win was about God."
DUMB ASS FREAKING STUPID JERK. GOD DOESN'T GIVE A HOLY FAT FUCKING SMELLY ASS WAY TOO MUCH BEEF AND JALEPENO FOLLOWED BY A LOT OF BEER CRAP ABOUT FOOTBALL.
Do you really think that with New Orleans still broken, Haiti still in ruins, genocide in so many parts of Africa, our soldiers still shedding their precious blood in Afghanistan and Iraq, a congresswoman gunned down in Tucson, just to name a few pressing issues, that God gives a happy rat's ass about a fucking football game??? Go start a happy camp for delusional athletes and take Tebow with you. We don't need Jesus as a quarterback, we need some fucking defensive liners.
It was a great game. God and Jesus had nothing to do with it. And I really like the fact that anyone who reads this vulgar tirade will be greeted with a Charlie Brown photo. NICE.
A myriad of rambling thoughts and ideas from an old broad who has been there, done that, bought the T-shirt and threw it away a long time ago. However, this old broad still has a lot to say. Here we go...
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