WHAT GOES AROUND

I have to tell you a story about an experience I had in the Milwaukee airport.  I was heading back to Denver from visiting my family.  As most of you know, I have terrible bursitis and when I travel I have to take my laptop plus a purse and a cane.  Add that to a heavy winter coat and getting around becomes quite difficult.

I slowly made my way to the restroom and as I was heading toward the handicapped stall a tall, young, fashionably dressed woman with perfect hair, stiletto boots and an impeccable, perfectly sized pull suitcase pushed past me right into that stall. I stood there in astonishment for a moment and then maneuvered myself into a regular stall, hanging my things all over the top and the hooks and managed to "do my business."

I finished up and upon exiting the stall I was greeted with the vision of  "Miss Fashion" at the sink washing her hands. Her turquoise skirt was nicely tucked in the back of her pantyhose waitband so that her butt was displayed for the world to see. Garnering every ounce of strength I had in order to avoid laughing, I washed my hands at the sink beside her, ignoring both her and her derriere. I dried my hands and smiled as she strutted out of the restroom, displaying her ass to the entire airport.

I've never seen Karma in such swift action. I do so hope that she made it all the way to her gate before being notified her of her unique fashion statement.  Have a nice flight, Lady.