GO KYLE

I've loved the Broncos for so long, I can't remember.  Being an old broad, I remember when teams remained the same.  Bart Starr, Max McGee, Paul Hornung, and Ray Nitschke were the Packers.  Jane screamed into a pillow.  We drove to Milwaukee to watch the game.  I grew up and moved around and lived in many places.  I paid attention to and, of course, became a fan of the Broncos when I finally realized that I really did live in Colorado and not Wisconsin.  HOWEVER...after what that little dipshit Josh McDaniels did to our Broncos and then walked out leaving us with "Jesus Pants" in the first draft...thank CHRIST for the Packers because right now I'm so over all of it.  Except this.  Kyle Orton has been disrespected and totally screwed by every one of his alleged teams.  Team.  That means you work together and you know this guy's talent.  But what do we do.  Cave in to nutwad religious freak fans.

Tebow.  He's allowed to be perpetually in remedial quarterback school.  Oh, goodie, he was asked to throw 9 times and he completed 5 of those passes, some of which looked like they'd been shot from a T-shirt gun.  His nutjob followers want to get Bill Maher removed from the air because he made fun of Timmy.  For Christ's sake...literally...don't you think God and Jesus (Father and Son Team) have more important issues to deal with that are a bit more important than if Timmy actually throws a spiral?  I used to mourn the end of Football season.  Now I can't wait.  Especially if the Packers repeat.  Packer Superbowl, Come on Rockies and Brewers.

My sister, who lives in Appleton, Wisconsin, said she kinda likes Tebow.  I told her that I'd be glad to trade. She wasn't enthusiastic about that prospect.  It's almost Midnight.  I don't want Tebow to be my last thought of the year.  There are myriads of more important subjects.  Good night, 2011 and last year's crap.  Here's to 2012, health, love, a Walker recall, and a better year for us all.  Good night and good luck.

Well, I was right.  All that had to happen was for the Broncos to meet an elite team that watched college football and had a mediocre defense and so much for Tebow magic.  Good Lord...pun intended, Tesus...Kyle Orton, who got traded in lieu of Jesus Pants just helped the pathetic Kansas City Chiefs screw up Green Bay's perfect season.  I've seen Kyle Orton throw a football.  He's a quarterback.  I'm just happy that it came to fruition before we got to much further into the "playoff hunt."

Really...Tebow is allowed to screw up at least three quarters and run around like a crazy person to make up for the fact that he can't throw.  Timmy, Mommy and Daddy can't move you to another district any more so that they'll let you play the position you want to play.  You're a freakin' tight end.  Go get some joy and success and glory and quit trying to be the one thing you are not.  You're not John Elway and you're sure as Hell not Bart Starr.  Does the name Shannon Sharpe come to mind? Game over.

WELL, WE'RE WINNING

Nobody seems to understand why I'm not mesmerized by fucking Tebow Magic.  We're winning.  That's all that matters.  Really.  The fact that we have the Focus on Other People's Families wingnuts doing ad buys and Timmy Boy doing book promotions on Hannity's show shouldn't piss me off?  Add to that Underpants Jesus' response to Jake Plummer's observation that more people might be inclined to enjoy his accomplishments if he weren't doing ad-nauseum shout outs to Jesus.  Jesus Pants' response was that if you married a woman you wouldn't just tell her you loved once a day but every moment possible and that's his relationship with Jesus.  My response to you, Jesus Pants, is that I respect that but tell it to Jesus and not all of us!!

I'd like to see what would happen if one of the many NFL athletes who are black Muslims would say: "I just want to thank Allah for all His blessings."  The guy would receive death threats!  I would have said for Christ's sake but it's too ridiculous!

I don't freaking care if we're winning. Even if the brainwashed tight end wanna-be quarterback could actually complete even 30% of his passes, the crap he brings with him to this part of the world when we have to deal with Dobson's crew in Colorado Springs is intolerable.  I will never be a Tebow fan until he's one of two things:  1:A tight end or half back and not the face of the Bronco's; 2: Gone.

I don't care if we're winning.  His crew hurts people. They're  dangerous, right wing nut cases and they already have too much power. I shudder to think of the ad buys if the Broncos actually get to the playoffs.